All Your Bits are Belong to Google?

June 22nd, 2008

I recently saw a demo of Android booting up in a CoWare environment, and I couldn’t help but notice this line in the Android boot console:

...
Freeing init memory: 96K
init: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
init: reading config file
...

That’s a little scary. If you don’t get the reference, it’s the infamous first words of CATS, followed by the immortal phrase “all your base are belong to us“.

I mean, I love the google search application, but I am a little bit disturbed by the masses of people trusting all their bits to google — their email, their desktops, their photos … soon their phones (no, I don’t use gmail — I must be the last person on earth who doesn’t — but the idea of ads showing up based on what’s in my email is disquieting for a variety of reasons). And I think that surely the Android developers cannot claim ignorance to the context of the phrase: all your base are belong to us // you are on your way to destruction // you have no chance to survive make your time.

Now, Don’t be Evil!

Incidentally, CoWare is a really neat tool; one of their other demos is a hardware simulation of the chumby platform. It’s absolutely amazing that they have a cycle-accurate simulation of the chumby hardware platform that boots our code and runs almost real-time. Since it’s a hardware simulation, you can jump in and inspect the state of signals between components, wiggle lines, and set breakpoints based on hardware state (as well as software state). This is one of those cool things that come out of having an open platform; without access to our source code and documentation, creating this demo without the help of chumby would have been much more difficult. And while some consumer electronics companies would go batty over someone emulating their platform, I say to them hats off for such a clever hack and such a powerful product.

Flylogic on Wired

June 22nd, 2008

I thought this was a nice article on Flylogic’s Chris Tarnovsky in Wired magazine. If you watch the video, he goes through some of the steps that he uses to penetrate crypto smart card security.

Many of the fine chipshots featured on this blog are thanks to Chris’ master handiwork. Props to Chris and his mad skills!

Dessert in Amsterdam

June 22nd, 2008

I was recently invited to speak at the XBMC Devcon hosted by Boxee in Amsterdam. It was a privilege to meet the talented and hard-working team behind XBMC and boxee. For those unfamiliar with XBMC, it is a homebrew media center application for hacked Xboxes that rivals anything created by a commercial organization; you haven’t experienced digital media until you have used XBMC. Boxee hopes to do what Firefox did for Mozilla, or what Ubuntu has done for Linux: bring the application to the masses. They currently have a port for the Mac Mini available for limited Alpha testing (unfortunately, it looks like all of their Alpha invites have already been exhausted…for now).

I must give props to Avner and his team for hosting a proper event for hackers — like the last Toorcon Seattle, the entire event had an open bar, all day and all night, with an appropriate mix of caffeine and alcohol available at all times (and who said athletes were the only ones who use performance-enhancing drugs?).

At a conference dinner event at the Supper Club, dessert was presented in a … novel … fashion: on a naked woman. After dinner was served, a man dressed in leather walked in and laid down on the table what looked like a body wrapped in cloth; the cloth was peeled back to reveal a (mostly) naked woman. He then proceeded to paint her entire body with chocolate, and then topped her off with whipped cream and chocolate ganaches, all to a soundtrack spun by a funky house DJ. Of course, you then had to get your dessert — no hands allowed. The chocolate was quite sticky, which made for a number of hilarious photos.

Thanks again to Boxee for the conference and my respect to team XBMC for showing the world what kinds of incredible applications the homebrew scene can create.

Name that Ware May 2008

June 12th, 2008

The ware for May 2008 is shown below.

I was originally thinking about just using the lower image only for the Name that Ware hint, but I decided it was a bit too hard to tell what it was from that alone, so I included a photo of a (carefully cropped) portion of the top side of the PCB. Hopefully I haven’t revealed so much that the contest is trivial, but there is still enough to make a solid guess as to what this is.

Thanks to everyone for playing and your patience with the tardiness of the competition postings. It’s literally Christmas in June when you’re in the consumer electronics business, so things have been very busy. Also, I will be in Amsterdam this weekend for the XBMC devcon hosted by Boxee. If you’re in the area drop me an email!

Winner of Name that Ware April 2008!

June 12th, 2008

I’m always impressed at how someone manages to nail even the most obscure wares — this one never made it into production, although its details are searchable in Google. Alex Badea is the winner for correctly naming the device first in his May 19th post. Congratulations, and email me to claim your prize!

The ware for April 2008 was the motherboard from the ill-fated HP Xpander project. Since it’s a reader-submitted ware, I’m not too familiar with the history of the project; it was apparently some kind of a graphing calculator plus Windows CE device. Talking about HP graphing calculators does bring back some nostalgia, though — I still have my old HP 48gx graphing calculator from my late high school days. Thinking back, I can’t believe how much of a nerd I was to carry that thing around with me everywhere in my front pocket (and that thing is not small). You couldn’t separate me from my graphing calculator. I guess I was one of the un-coolest guys in high school for a reason — but, I did score points for being able to fix other people’s graphing calculators when they got crushed at the bottom of a backpack.

Again, thanks to 92915810cf6b9f60b0bb06bc498ea884 for sharing the ware!

PS: previous winners, I finally mailed out your prizes, with the exception of Sii — I got an email from you and I responded, but I never heard back with your address. Maybe it got swallowed by the spam shark?